| 000 | 09/05/01 | The Race Begins | 000 |
| 000 | 09/19/01 | Divide and Conquer | 000 |
| 000 | 09/26/01 | Home for Some | 000 |
| 000 | 10/03/01 | Colossal Showdown | 000 |
| 000 | 10/10/01 | Desert Storm | 000 |
| 000 | 10/17/01 | Whatever it Takes to Win | 000 |
| 000 | 10/24/01 | Triumph and Loss | 000 |
| 000 | 10/31/01 | Competition to the Fullest | 000 |
| 000 | 11/14/01 | The Unexpected Twist | 000 |
| 000 | 11/21/01 | To the Physical and Mental Limit | 000 |
| 000 | 11/28/01 | Fight to the Last Minute | 000 |
| 000 | 12/05/01 | Race to the Finish (1) | 000 |
| 000 | 12/13/01 | Race to the Finish (2) | 000 |
| 000 | 03/11/02 | The World is Waiting: Go! | 000 |
| 000 | 03/13/02 | Help Me, I'm American | 000 |
| 000 | 03/20/02 | My Alarm Clock Didn't Go Off | 000 |
| 000 | 03/27/02 | This Game Is About Minutes | 000 |
| 000 | 04/03/02 | Welcome to the World of Being Human | 000 |
| 000 | 04/10/02 | I'm Gonna Take His Girl | 000 |
| 000 | 04/17/02 | I'm Gonna Throw Up on Phil's Shoes | 000 |
| 000 | 04/24/02 | I'm Not a Miner! No, You're an Idiot! | 000 |
| 000 | 05/01/02 | Ready to Lose Our Lives | 000 |
| 000 | 05/08/02 | It's Hammer Time | 000 |
| 000 | 05/15/02 | Follow That Plane! | 000 |
| 000 | 10/02/02 | What If Our Parachute Doesn't Open? | 000 |
| 000 | 10/09/02 | This Seems Like The Path Straight to Hell! | 000 |
| 000 | 10/16/02 | You Always Just Forget About Me! | 000 |
| 000 | 10/23/02 | Did You See How I Stopped It? With My Face | 000 |
| 000 | 10/30/02 | What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off a Cliff? | 000 |
| 000 | 11/13/02 | I'm a Much Better Liar Than You Are | 000 |
| 000 | 11/20/02 | I'm Supposed to be Indebted to Her for the Rest of the Race?! | 000 |
| 000 | 11/27/02 | This Is More Important Than Your Pants Falling Down! | 000 |
| 000 | 12/04/02 | Why Did You Have to Take Your Pants Off?! | 000 |
| 000 | 12/11/02 | Don't Try to Play the Moralist Now! | 000 |
| 000 | 12/18/02 | They're Slithering to the Finish Line Like the Rest of Us! | 000 |
| 000 | 05/29/03 | Cheaters Never Win --- And They Cheated! | 000 |
| 000 | 06/05/03 | It Doesn't Say Anything About First Come, First Served. And We're Bigger. | 000 |
| 000 | 06/12/03 | I Wasn't Even Going to Touch You Until You Slammed My Head Backwards! | 000 |
| 000 | 06/19/03 | Check Your Tires Because...Oh God, You Never Know What'll Happen! | 000 |
| 000 | 06/26/03 | You Are Just Deliberately Trying to Make Us Lose! | 000 |
| 000 | 07/03/03 | I Could Never Have Been Prepared for What I'm Looking at Right Now | 000 |
| 000 | 07/10/03 | We're Going Down the Wrong Side of the Freeway...And the Lights Are Off! | 000 |
| 000 | 07/17/03 | The Princess Reminded Me of My Grandmother. She Was Very Old but Still Very, Very with It | 000 |
| 000 | 07/24/03 | We're Not at Charm School Learning to How to Be a Gentleman, We're Racing | 000 |
| 000 | 07/31/03 | That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face! | 000 |
| 000 | 08/07/03 | Such a Nice Pheremone Smell to You; Just Makes Me Want to Stay Close to You | 000 |
| 000 | 08/14/03 | He's a Few Ticks Away from Having a Heart Attack! | 000 |
| 000 | 08/21/03 | It's Like Adam Building His First House! | 000 |
| 000 | 07/06/04 | Clearly, I'm More Intelligent Than You | 000 |
| 000 | 07/13/04 | It Turned Ugly Just Now | 000 |
| 000 | 07/20/04 | I Got Electrocuted | 000 |
| 000 | 07/27/04 | Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat? | 000 |
| 000 | 08/03/04 | Are You Good at Puzzles? | 000 |
| 000 | 08/10/04 | Why Can't We Get a Camel? | 000 |
| 000 | 08/17/04 | Are You Sure This Is Safe? | 000 |
| 000 | 08/24/04 | I'm Going to Jail | 000 |
| 000 | 08/31/04 | If You're Gonna Whine, Just Shut Up! | 000 |
| 000 | 09/07/04 | If They're Screwing the Helmet to My Head, It Can't Be Good | 000 |
| 000 | 09/14/04 | It's Okay, Run Them Over! | 000 |
| 000 | 09/21/04 | You've Just Made Me a Millionaire | 000 |
| 000 | 11/16/04 | The Game's Afoot | 000 |
| 000 | 11/23/04 | I'm Not His Wife -- He Doesn't Need to Scream at Me | 000 |
| 000 | 11/30/04 | Counting Bears Is Not Rocket Science | 000 |
| 000 | 12/07/04 | What if It Isn't Sanitary | 000 |
| 000 | 12/14/04 | Quit Following Us | 000 |
| 000 | 12/21/04 | They Should Probably Have Some Counseling | 000 |
| 000 | 12/28/04 | Phil Is a Choo-Choo Charlie | 000 |
| 000 | 01/04/05 | One of You, I'm Gonna Break in Half | 000 |
| 000 | 01/11/05 | Tell My Mom I Love Her | 000 |
| 000 | 01/18/05 | Are There Instructions on Donkey Handling? | 000 |
| 000 | 01/25/05 | It Always Comes Down to the Details | 000 |
| 000 | 02/01/05 | You Deal With This Before I Hyperventilate | 000 |
| 000 | 02/08/05 | 4 Continents, 24 Cities, 40,000 Miles | 000 |
| 000 | 03/01/05 | Courteous? This Is a Race! | 000 |
| 000 | 03/08/05 | The Whole Country Hates Me | 000 |
| 000 | 03/15/05 | Do You Need Some Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation | 000 |
| 000 | 03/22/05 | What a Gaucho You Are | 000 |
| 000 | 03/29/05 | I've Been Wanting a Face-Lift for a Long Time | 000 |
| 000 | 04/05/05 | Houston, We Have An Elephant | 000 |
| 000 | 04/06/05 | They Saved the Eyeball | 000 |
| 000 | 04/12/05 | Mow'em Down Like Grass | 000 |
| 000 | 04/19/05 | We Have A Bad Elephant! | 000 |
| 000 | 04/26/05 | We Got a Gnome! We Got a Gnome! | 000 |
| 000 | 05/03/05 | The Devil Made Me Do It | 000 |
| 000 | 05/10/05 | Five Continents, 25 Cities and More than 40,000 Miles | 000 |
| 000 | 09/27/05 | Go Mommy, Go! We Can Beat Them | 000 |
| 000 | 10/04/05 | How Do We Know We Aren't Going to Get Shot? | 000 |
| 000 | 10/11/05 | I Don't Kiss, I Make Out! | 000 |
| 000 | 10/18/05 | Think Like an Office Chair | 000 |
| 000 | 10/25/05 | We're Getting Out of the Country, Girls | 000 |
| 000 | 11/01/05 | I'm Sick of Doing Stuff I Can't Do | 000 |
| 000 | 11/08/05 | You Look Ridiculous | 000 |
| 000 | 11/22/05 | How's That Face Feel? | 000 |
| 000 | 11/29/05 | Don't Talk to Me Like I Was an Animal or Something | 000 |
| 000 | 12/06/05 | The Family Christmas Card | 000 |
| 000 | 12/13/05 | 25 Days, 50 Cities, and More than 600 Consecutive Hours as a Family... | 000 |
| 000 | 02/28/06 | Here We Go, Baby, Off to Win a Million Bucks! | 000 |
| 000 | 03/07/06 | I'm Filthy and I Love It! | 000 |
| 000 | 03/14/06 | I'm in Russia Playing with Dolls | 000 |
| 000 | 03/21/06 | It's Not Over Until Phil Sings | 000 |
| 000 | 03/28/06 | Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School | 000 |
| 000 | 04/05/06 | Sleep Deprivation is Really Starting to Irritate Me | 000 |
| 000 | 04/12/06 | Herculean Effort for Some Herculean Dudes | 000 |
| 000 | 04/19/06 | Here Comes the Bedouin! | 000 |
| 000 | 04/26/06 | Do You Know How Much Running I Did Today, Phil? | 000 |
| 000 | 05/03/06 | Man, They Should Have Used Their Fake Names | 000 |
| 000 | 05/10/06 | I Think This Monkey Likes Me! | 000 |
| 000 | 05/17/06 | 5 Continents...10 Countries...And More than 59 Thousand Miles! | 000 |
| 000 | 09/17/06 | Real Fast! Quack, Quack! | 000 |
| 000 | 09/24/06 | Can Horses Smell Fear? | 000 |
| 000 | 10/01/06 | Oh, Wow! It's Like One of Those Things You See on TV! | 000 |
| 000 | 10/08/06 | I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing! | 000 |
| 000 | 10/15/06 | I Covered His Mouth, Oh My Gosh! | 000 |
| 000 | 10/22/06 | Maybe Steven Segal Will See Me and Want Me to Be in One of His Movies | 000 |
| 000 | 10/29/06 | I Wonder if This is Going to Make My Fingers Pickle | 000 |
| 000 | 11/05/06 | He Can't Swim, But He Can Eat Cow Lips | 000 |
| 000 | 11/12/06 | Being Polite Sucks Sometimes | 000 |
| 000 | 11/19/06 | Lookin' like a Blue-Haired Lady on a Sunday Drive | 000 |
| 000 | 11/26/06 | We Just Won't Die, Like Roaches | 000 |
| 000 | 12/03/06 | Dude, I'm Such a Hot Giant Chick Right Now! | 000 |
| 000 | 12/10/06 | Say Your Deepest Prayers Ever | 000 |
| 000 | 02/18/07 | I Told You Less Martinis And More Cardio | 000 |
| 000 | 02/25/07 | Beauty Is Sometimes Skin Deep | 000 |
