Angel mas beautiful sa GMA

Author: Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Column: Pete-tik

AFTER her okrayistic episode with ABC-CBN's Pinoy Big Brother where she became a guest housemate for a single day, things, I suppose, will never be the same again for Angel Locsin who was made to appear like a young witch and not the supposedly angelic actress that she was always been at GMA.

Sa totoo lang, well-sculpted ang katawan niya sa Mulawin at super slim and young naman siya sa Darna.

Sa Asian Treasures naman nila ni Robin Padilla, parang Charlie's Angels, Pinay version, ang kanyang arrive.

In short, she was always looking her best at the network that made her a star, while at ABS, she now looks wasted, too fleshy for comfort and a lot older than her years.

Kung ikukumpara kina Bianca Gonzales, Mariel Rodriguez at Toni Gonzaga who look delectably pretty sans make-up, she would appear like a dud.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Si Mariel kasi, even if I don't like her one bit, you really have to admit that she looks fresh and gorgeous without any make-up on.

The same thing applies or can be said with Bianca and Toni who exude that delicate girlish aura even without the fabulous getups that they have always worn on teevee.

But Angel happens to be a big disappointment.

'Yung lamlam ng kanyang mga mata at kakinisan ng balat sa kanyang Avon commercial ay in absentia kapag hindi pala expert ang nagmi-make-up sa kanya.

Also, without those flattering concealers that are assiduously applied on her bag area and her face as a whole, honey, she looks too plebeian for an actress.

Ha! Ha! Ha

I've also noticed that she has gained a lot of unflattering poundage lately and it shows very much on teevee.

Ilang tulugan na lang at close fight na silang dalawa ni Tetay Aquino na punung-puno ng alige ang katawan.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

No wonder, she opted not to stay that long unlike Toni G. who stayed for almost a week at Kuya's abode.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Kaya ang moral ng story, a movie star should always be on her toes and should always be fussy and meticulous of her appearance.

Huwag ng hintayin ni Locsin na ang role na natotoka ngayon kay Rosanggita ay mapunta sa kanya. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Aray ko! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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HINDI INSECURE SI MARISSA

"Winning the best Public Affairs program host is something that I am very proud to have, kapatid, because I honestly feel that I deserve it," intimates the winsome host of Up-Close & Personal at IBC 13.

"Hosting a show like this is no joke.

"Before our actual show, voluminous materials would be given to me regarding our topic for the week, along with the guest personalities that we are going to feature.

"Kaya when I was chosen as the best public affairs host and our program Up-Close & Personal as the best public affairs program, I felt like crying dahil may mga tao pa palang marunong mag-appreciate ng efforts namin.

"Kaya 'yung mga taong nagsa-side comment tungkol sa pagkakapanalo namin, I just give them a smile from the heart.

"I have nothing to explain, kapatid. There is nothing to expound on or explain about to anyone. "

Oo nga naman.

Every Wednesday nga pala at ten p. m. ang Up-Close & Personal na isang certified top-rater. Manood kayo at masa-shock kayo sa rami ng kanilang ad placements.

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MAY BAGONG BOYLETS

Ha! Ha! Ha! Scared to-the-max na raw pala ang tisoy na dating kinakalantaryo ng isang ageing matinee idol at iniwasan na siya nito kaya may bagong boylets na naman ang beauty niya.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Kung isa ang nawala, tatlo raw ang pinalit ng elyadorang actor. Pero dahil natuklasang mountain dew, nawalan siya ng gana roon sa isa at ang dalawa (na parehong bata, maa-appeal at certified 'big. ' Ha! Ha! Ha!) ang natira.

Sa true, happy and fulfilled daw ang klosetang aktor sa performance at tarugo nu'ng dalawa na parehong well-endowed tulad niya.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Kaya mereseng patuloy ang dating ng mga intriga, cool na cool lang ang actor dahil bongga ang kanyang lovelife.

Ang saya-saya!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Source: Taliba