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| Dating hunk actor kung kani-kanino na lang nangungutangColumn: Pete-tik Ha! Ha! Ha! Na-lowbatt ang cell namin sa rami ng nagtatanong kung sino raw ba ang 5K bold actor na miserable ang buhay dahil gets galore na ng kanyang 'mama' ang kanyang expensive cars kaya taxi boy na lang ang beauty niya. Well, honeybees, he's still very much around. Watch some telenovelas and chances are, you'll see him there. He's not that old yet but he's definitely not as hot as Diether Ocampo and Piolo Pascual who are, more or less, his contemporaries. Anyway, madalas daw mag-self pity ang dating super hot na bold actor (indeed babes,hewas much sought-after before, every moneyed faggot wouldwant toget under his pants ... Ha! Ha! Ha!) dahil no pansin narin siya ng kanyang gay manager who is now too preoccupied with his new talent who's not even half as erotic-looking as the hunk actor was some ten years before. Kung 'di raw well-endowed ang sexy hunk, otra vez señorita ang bagong alaga ng manager, his only edge is the fact that he's a lot younger and fresher. Ha! Ha! Ha! As a matter of fact, kung blockbuster ang launching flick ng sexy actor, na-traumatize ang produ ng batang sexy actor dahil resounding flop ang debut movie nito dahil wala raw nasilip ang mga vaklung. Ang cheap! Maghuhubad, tapos super dyuts,ayaw ni Ate Ara nang ganyan. Ha! Ha! Ha! Anyhow, going back to our ageing hunk, desperado na talaga siya dahil kung kani-kanino na lang siya nagti-text para mangutang. Some four nights ago, he was most persistent in asking for a talent manager to loan him a measly five thousand pesos. Imagine, one of the hottest sexy actors of showbizlandia is practically pleading for a five thousand pesos loan, isn't that simply pathetic? Kaya ang moral ng story, don't squander your earnings for show business is veritably a thank-less profession. 'Yun ngang isang hot pene actor of the 80s ay nagtatrabaho na lang bilang crew ng isang movie outfit, di ba't nakababaliw? Ang showbiz talaga, napakalupit na mundo. LANCE CONQUERS SINGAPORE Don't look now, but Lance Raymundo appears to have conquered Singapore teeve. Siya kasi ang napili ng Media Corp Singapore para gumanap na isa sa mga central character ng kanilang TV series for Channel 5 titled Incredible Males. "It's their 5th season," intimates Lance who's now looking a lot better with the added poundage that he's been able to get after Romeo & Juliet. "And it's all about folklore, legends and local colors. "And since it has become super successful, they decided to go global. " At dahil sa nagustuhan ng Singaporeans ang 'Pinas, they came to our country to shoot an episode here based on our folklore. In effect, nagkaroon sila ng audition ng local talents and Direk Jun Lana was commissioned to direct the episode titled Manananggal. "Tapos na ang audition when my manager Charlotte Dianco learned about it," elucidates Lance. "Nevertheless, she sent an e-mail to the production about profile, along with some photos. "Within a week, they called up Charlotte and told her that they would want to see me. "So, I went for PR purposes. 'Di nga ako nakapag-ayos and I was only casually dressed. "Tapos, my pinabasa silang line sa akin. "Nagulat ako," he adds in earnest. "Lead role ang ibinigay sa akin. "Filipino born and raised in America ang role ko who has a girlfriend played by Juliana Palermo and we went to the Philippines to have a vacation in my lola's resort. " Kung sino ang naging biktima ng manananggal, 'yan ang malalaman natin kapag napanood in full ang obra ni Direk Jun Lna. Well, mukhang taon ni Lance ang 2008. Malay natin, baka matupad ang pangarap niyang mapasali sa season 18 ng Daisy Siyete. MAS FEEL ANG NOTES KAYSA DATUNG! Ha! Ha! Ha! Malokesh-lokesh ang isang noontime show host na legendary ang el sa mga chicks dahil kahit ano pa ang gawin niya, totally deadma lang sa kanya ang bagets na flawless na kanyang pinopormahan lately. Imagine, ang dami-raming inio-offer niya na kung sa ibang chick niya ibibigay ay susunggaban talaga pero not this girl. She seems to be totally indifferent to the kind of opulence that he's more than willing to give and would rather be with her good-looking but definitely not half as moneyed boyfriend. Ha! Ha! Ha! Kunsabagay, we can't blame her. Papable naman kasi ang papa niya at bata pa, unlike sa TV host na so tsaka kung manamit at lolo na ang arrive. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ewan kung sino ang tumatahi ng mga lonta niya pero para siyang may luslos (hernia vagah ... Ha! Ha! Ha!) dahil sa lawlaw talaga ang pundilyo. Sa true, yosi�"kadiring tingnan. Para siyang may luslos. Ha! Ha! Ha! Kaya kung gusto ni-yang magustuhan siya ng bagets na chick na 'to, dapat lang sigurong ayusin niya ang kanyang pananamit dahil ang baduy ng dating. Mereseng daku na siya, wah-effect talaga itosagirl na mas feel angmga lalakeng gwapo at katilam-tilamang itzu. Ha! Ha! Ha! And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! Source: Taliba |
