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| Kris gumigimik para mapag-usapanColumn: Pete-tik Laman na naman ng mga tabloids ang obviously carefully planned and orchestrated parting of ways kuning nina Tetay Aquino at ng kanyang fresh, delectable at well-endowed papa na si James Yap. As always, the corpulent TV host was the heroine who has supposedly doing everything for the love of her family, while the appealing basketeer was the villain who was into the usual thing - womanizing. Hahaha! Ang sabi pa, dahil di na raw nakatiis si Tetayski sa endless womanizing episodes ng kanyang asawa kuno, she moved out of t heir palatial abode and was billeted into a most exclusive and posh hotel within the metropolis. But just when the entertainment press were making some hasty conclusions, who would come to Krizzy baby's rescue but her friend of long standing Boy Abunda. And according to him, delayed na raw ang mga bali-balita dahil nag-kiss and make-up na ang mag-asawa at magkakaroon pa nga raw ng second honeymoon tienes. Ha-ha-ha! Bonggacious naman ang script. Believable to a point pero bago magign nega nang todo-todo si James, hayan at bati na raw sila at ang nangyari raw ay natural lang sa isang mag-asawa na nasa process pa rin ng adjustment. Hahaha! Utang na boot! Obviously, Krizzy baby felt that she was no longer hot, she had to do something to be in the news again. Hence, this well-concocted story with a semblance of truth, but naturally. Anyway, mukhang dumating na ang saturation point sa career ni Kris. Oo nga't magaling pa rin naman siyang host pero age and corpulence are fast catching up with her, the public seem to have found other worthy idols in the presence of Toni Gonzaga, Nikki Gil, Pia Guanio, among many others. Poor Tetay. She appears to have been enormously bothered by the lackluster showing at the ratings of her game show, Wheel of (Mis)Fortune and her show with Boy Abunda in the morning, na perennial one-digit ang ratings. Ha-ha-ha! Whatever, the public have spoken. Sawa na sila sa mga paeklay nina Aquino at Abunda kaya tama na. Itigil na. Palitan na! Ha-ha-ha! After all, matagal na silang namunini, it's more than about time that other talents should have a slice of the cake. Kala ko ba nagbe-Belo itong si Abunda. Bakit wala naman yatang pagbabago sa mukha niya? Honestly, he needs to avail of a botox treatment so that his lines and crow's feet would be minimized. Hahaha! Period. Walang comma! MABOBOSOHAN SI PAPA LANCE Marami ang nagkaka-interes sa latest pictorial sa ngayon ni Lance Raymundo. Kung dati kasi ay balot na balot ang kanyang pictorial(nagka-trauma siguro ang papa natin sa pictorial niya before kung saan he was made to wear a skimpy trunks pero nang makita niya sa internet ay parang naging super transparent na ang suot niya to the point that his 'machismo' was already meticulously outlined ... Ha-ha-ha! Poor boy, this time it's veritably sexy with just a little hint of what to expect from him in the event that he goes all the way. "It's in connection with the movie Fidel, wherein I'm the central character, that's being directed by Direk Elwood Perez," he intones. "Meron kami ritong eksena kung saan I would be raped or sodomized by my Saudi Arabian employer, delineated by Jon Hall. " Ibig sabihin, there would be graphic sex in the movie? "Hindi naman detailed," he explains. "But I would be photographed totally naked with just my hand covering my most intimate part. " Well, it's something worth waiting for since Lance now is back to his old sexy form. Medyo nangayayat kasi siya before dahil sa demanding working scheds ng Romeo & Juliet ng Gantimpala theater foundation. "But I have to look good specially when you told me so," he coos. Anyway, Papa Lance is extremely happy with the burgeoning of his showbiz career of l ate. So far, sunud-sunod talaga ang projects and he's naturally smug and enormously fulfilled. And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong! Source: Taliba |
