Lobo ni Angel, Piolo over-kill

Author: Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Column: Pete-tik

NAKAUSAP namin kamakailan ang isang balikbayan at hiningan namin siya ng latest update sa happenings sa Tate.

Dati kasi, number one talaga ang TFC sa Merika. Pero lately, na-suffocate na raw siguro sa tindi ng promo ng Lobo nina Piolo Pascual at Angel Locsin, (halos every 10 minutes or so raw ang plugging ... Ha! Ha! Ha!) pagda-ting nu'ng actual showing na, nauumay na ang mga otaw. Mas feel na lang manood ng MariMar ... oh! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Well, what we've ga-thered is not in the least bit surprising. Ang fad naman sa U. S. of A ay greatly influenced ng trend sa 'Pinas. Dahil hot ang MariMar sa atin, it only follows na feel din nila ito.

Ever since naman, ganyan ang trend. Dito muna sisikat, after which, sa States naman. At any rate, going back to ABS-CBN's teevee soap, okey naman sana ito. 'Yun nga lang, parang tumanda agad si Locsina in a very harsh manner. Kung dati-rati'y napaka-trim and firm ng kanyang katawan, these days, she has become too fleshy for comfort, her arms somewhat flabby, and her abdominal area, not that flat anymore, she could easily pass for Shai-na Magdayao's mom. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Alagaan kasi ang katawan, 'noh? Lalo na't leading-lady kuno siya. From the way she looks these days, Angel is ripe and primed for, yes dears, MOTHER ROLES! Ha! Ha! Ha!

You bet, she is! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Mag-workout kasi, noh? At tigilan na ang kalalafang dahil malapit mo nang abutin ang matronly figure ni Tetay Aquino. Har! Har! Har!

How gross! Leading-lady na hindi na presko at lawlawic beauty na ever. Ha! Ha! Ha! Sino pa ang magpapantasya sa 'yo when you al-ready look a lot older than your years?

I guess Angel Locsin should give this idea a serious thought. Ha! Ha! Ha! Sa totoo, ang layo na ng hitsura mo kay Valerie Concepcion, ang babaing ginawan mo raw ng malaking kamalasaduhan.

True ba ito, Angel Locsin?

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Marissa del Mar, Pang-FHM pa ang beauty!

SA States, mas feel ng male audiences ang mga babaing mature at experienced as compared to young girls.

Kaya nang mag-pose si Joan Collins sa prestigious playboy mag, sold-out talaga ito.

Isang malaking event din nang si Farah Fawcett ang mag-pose sa nasabing magazine who, at that time, was way down in her 50s.

Sa atin, puro mga Katrina Halili, Angel Locsin at iba pang ka-peer group nila ang nagdu-dominate sa men's mags at walang mga babaing tulad sa liga nina Farrah Fawcett and company.

Whatever, lately, Lorna Tolentino was purportedly offered by FHM to grace their cover after Pops Fernandez.

Ang say naman daw ni LT, baka kapag 50 na siya.

Sa ganang amin, may isa tayong artista na napanatili talaga ang kasariwaan at kagandahan through the years without resorting to this smart lipo thing, breast augmentation, nose job, and other cosmetic operations that most of the stars of today have availed of, and that's the comely and intelligent host of IBC 13's Up Close & Personal, Marissa del Mar.

Indeed, youth has inordinately eluded most of her contemporaries (Alma Moreno's not that trim and luscious anymore, and the same thing can be said with the once fabulously beautiful Azenith Briones, and the controversial Di-nah Domingues), but Marissa has been able to hold on to her youth for the longest of time.

Watch her IBC 13 show and be amazed not only with her intelligence but with her enduring kind of beauty that's even more defined and winsome these days.

"Wala naman talagang sikreto kundi wholesome lifestyle, kapatid," intimates the host of DWIZ's Mismo that gets aired every Saturday afternoon from 4:30 p. m. to 5:30 p. m. . "No smoking, no alcohol, no drugs, and no late nightouts unless it's needed with the kind of profession that I have. "

Is she in favor of cosmetic surgery?

"Prevention is the best way to get rid of wrinkles and crow's feet and premature ageing," she enlightens us. "Kung iiwasan ang mga bisyo, we can slow down the ticking of the biological clock and be your prettiest for the longest time. "

I believe because I can ve-ry well see how she's been able to evolve into the chic and ageless woman of erudition that she is today.

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3K NA LANG, NO TAKERS PA!

HA! HA! HA! So nakatatawa na-man ang episode lately ng 5K bold actor na naisulat namin kamakailan.

Imagine, dahil sa on-line casino na kinababaliwan niya, text galore siya sa isang sikat na personalidad para i-offer ang kanyang services for a measly 3 thousand pesos. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Carry n'yo 'yan? Ha! Ha! Ha!

Indeed, amigo, the things that a man can do when he's bur-dened with so many payables but is earning so little.

Que pobrecito! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Pa'no naman, wala na raw 'el' sa katawan kaya so very bor-rrring in bed na, who would want to make love with a cadaver in the first place? Ha! Ha! Ha! Kaya habang kumikita at sariwa pa, mahalin ang anda dahil kapag na-wishing ito, was na pagka-return. Ha! Ha! Ha!

And with that, ito po ang Ku-ya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Source: Taliba