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Mayamang host 'di maawat sa gabi-gabing gay bar hopping

Author: Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Column: Pete-tik

HA-HA-HA!

It's not so obvious but according to the gossip pundits, there exists an intense rivalry among the three ladies of this giant network where the there of them are under contract with.

'Yung isa, iritada sa isang dark-skinned singer/host dahil inieksenahan daw siya nito sa kanyang papa.

I mean, the mysterious papa that is not being mentioned in her publicities and write-ups.

Ha-ha-ha!

Ang say daw ng celebrity host na 'to, wala naman daw ganda 'yung 'karibal' niya dahil itimera na nga ito, so dark pa raw the armpits.

Ha-ha-ha!

Ang ganti naman ng morenang singer/host, at least 'di naman daw siya cross-eyed.

Ha-ha-ha!

Anyway, habang nagtataasan ng kilay ang dalawang girlalu, amused na nakatingin lang daw ang isang young actress na feeling sensational beauty siya ever.

Ha-ha-ha!

Sensational beauty na nagmukhang babae lang dahil sa retokadang dibdib at hydrogeled butt.

Ha-ha-ha!

Kaya pala so rami ang projects nito sa network na 'yun ay dahil sa pasyong-kertz siya ever sa isang influencial personality sa nasabing network.

Ha-ha-ha!

Kaya kapag nakikita n'yong nagsasama-sama ang tatlong ito sa pagho-host sa musical-variety program ng nasabing network, don't believe the kind of sweetness that you get to see on-cam.

For off-cam, they are bitter enemies and all because of one single powerful man who is capable of making anyone realize his/her most cherished fantasies in life.

Sa totoo, para siyang may Midas touch.

Everything he touches turns into gold.

Hahahahaha!

LEX, JINGLE LANG ANG PAHINGA!

Super-touched ang ermats ni Lex Lopez na si Love Linda Trinidad dahil this early, her comely and winsome son ha been receiving offers from the provinces to grace this and that occasion.

Some three days back, may nag-inquire na isang sing-along bar from Los Baños, Laguna at type nilang si Papa Lex ang Buena manong mag-concert du'n.

A week ago, I've been receiving some invitations from the Visayas for they want him there, too. How nice.

On the 14th of August, special guest nga pala sa Zirkoh Timog si Lex sa conert nina Toni Gonzaga, Valerie Concepcion at Gabby Concepcion.

The day after that, siya naman ang headliner sa Skylark Bar & Grill ni Ms. Edna Geronimo together with other fresh talents para sa kanyang first concert.

Situated along #57B Timog Avenue, South Triangle, Q. C. , napakaganda ng lugar ni Ms. Geronimo at hindi ka maho-hold-up dahil reasonably priced lahat ng mga pagkain at inumin.

Sa local recording naman, super thankful ang RLT Talent dahil sa maganda ang flow ng sales ng kanyang debut album kung saan ang million seller ni Michael Cretu during the early '80s (Love Me) ang carrier single.

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Sa totoo lang, dumarami ang tuyot sa industriya.

Hayan at super tuyot ang matinee idol na walang takot maghubad, mountain dew naman.

Ha-ha-ha!

Pero ang pinakatuyot sa lahat ay itong celebrity host na saksakan ng yaman pero wala na ni katiting na ganda ang mukha dahil tanders na tanders na ang arrive.

Ha-ha-ha!

Pa'no naman, gabi-gabi, nagpapasasa sa mga nota at walang tigil talaga ang pagpupuyat dahil ang feeling niya siguro'y bata pa siyang tulad ng dati.

Honestly, he looks lined and old every time he's being given some close-ups white wearing those ridiculously grotesque outfits his so-called fashion designers friends would want him to wear.

Hahaha!

How gross!

Hay, naku, lola, tigil-tigilan mo na ang pagpupuyat gabi-gabi sa mga gay bars at spas na 'yan dahil it's not doing you any good.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Source: Taliba