Singer, ayaw magpahada kaya natsugi ang career

Author: Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
Column: Pete-tik

ANG pralaling ng mga otawzing sa isang sikat na network, 'di raw kagandahang lalaki ang winner sa isang talent search nila kaya hinayaan na lang nila itong umuwi sa probinsya at mag-drive na lang ng jeep na nabili nito mula sa kanyang earnings nu'ng time na aktibo pa siya sa showbiz.

Kahit daw kasi ano pang gawin nila ay super baduy pa rin ang arrive nu'ng dating talent nila kaya ang-give-up na lang sila in the long run.

Ha-ha-ha!

That's baloney!

Sa totoo lang, 'yung isang male singer na bini-build-up nila sa ngayon ay di hamak na mas kulang ang personalidad kung ikukumpara roon sa talent na pinakawalan nila at di sinuportahan.

Bukod sa pandakekok na, tabachingching pa ito kaya lalong naging punggok ang arrive.

In all fairness roon sa talent na tinigok nila, he was more appealing in a country boy sort of way. Kung binihisan lang nila siya nang maayos, 'di hamak namang mas maporma siya compared sa pandakekok nilang alaga na 'di naman kagandahang kumanta lalo na't live singing ito.

Anyway, ang pinagkaiba lang daw, mas kumportable sa bading ang pandak na male singer at walang kiyeme kung magpasupsop ito sa influencial gay executive na 'yon ng network na, in all fairness, ay super enjoy naman sa kanyang soo taba and ooh-soo habang asset.

Ha-ha-ha!

In stark contrast, the father of their former talent was always present wherever he would go, the dick-fellating gays of the network could not do what they had been hankering for to him.

Ha-ha-ha!

But it doesn't mean that the country boy was not well-endowed. Bulging din ang crotch nito lalo na't naka-tight-fitting maong tienes ang beauty nito.

'Yon nga lang, man-to-man ang guarding ni itay kaya 'di sila maka-score. Ha-ha-ha!

At any rate, happy naman daw ito sa kanyangdating daigdig. Hindi man kasing-bongga ang kanyang earning capacity, may peace of mind naman siya at walang mga ka-cheapang intriga na nasusulat tungkol sa kanya.

Period. Walang comma!

NAKUHA SA PAGTITIYAGA

DATI, 'di gaanong matunog ang kanyang pangalan and he had to content himself in hosting some live events and doing some gigs on the side that were not in the least bit remunerative.

That was the time when he was being written about in a most negative light basically because he trusted one person so much, and that person indeed up maligning his name and good reputation.

Kesyo he was this and that, and that he was doing some eyebrow-raising things on the side -- the very reason why he was living in opulent style.

Pero iba na nga ang mundo ni Papa Lance Raymundo ngayon. He's doing one project after another because people in the industry now believe that he can deliver.

"Blessings are indeed pouring in and I'm positively overwhelmed," enthuses Ms. Charlotte Dianco's talent ward.

Sa ngayon, pinagha-handaan ni Lance ang launching ng kanyang latest album.

"Much delayed na ito," he avers. "Dapat early this year pa. 'Yon nga lang, I got busy with so many things, na-postpone ito nang husto. "

The album, incidentally, has some compositions of his and he hopes to de-dicate them to some people who have always believed in him.

"Sana magustuhan nila ito," he closes our conversation with a smile.

Oo naman, 'no!

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POOR Kris Aquino. She's trying her very best but all of her gigantic efforts appear to be in vain.

Oo nga't all-out ang support sa kanya ng ABS-CBN dahil tumatanaw sila ng utang na loob kay Tita Cory but there is nothing that can be done to a career that has long seen better days.

Ang laos ay laos ay laos!

Period. Walang comma!

Come to think of it, retribution lang naman 'yan on her part dahil matagal din siyang nag-asal prima donna at maraming nasagasaan.

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.

Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Source: Taliba